Sorry. No pictures today. Bummer as I always like to add pictures.
I took a sick day today. I couldn’t get out of bed today. The gravity of my life situation has hit me squarely in the face and heart. Plus I hate the holidays. Yes, I’m a grinch. I love to burl myself a little next during the holidays and let only a few, quality folks in. I’ll share my grinchy-ness with you, everyone needs a Holiday grinch – how else would you know what the holiday is about for you?
Anyway, I missed my team call today. Why do you ask? Because I was in bed, recovering from a long night AND having a Poor Paula moment.
I had a doozy of a night. And while this will bring thoughts of me, out partying with my friends, meeting handsome men and having copious amount of sex with them, it was not one of those nights. My boyfriend, the A-Train and his son were arrested at the airport. I picked them up from the airport police station (who knew all airports have one of these?!) ..This is a story I will tell in detail in the next few days (I know you can hardly stand it!!?!?).
In addition to not getting home until 2am, I had both the runs and the dry heaves, which I managed to get by eating bad leftovers. A mixup at home BECAUSE I always order the same damn thing – eggplant chicken, medium spicy. So I couldn’t tell the leftovers from last week from the leftovers from last week. A mean that I will not be getting again for a while. Do not ask me how I managed to “spill” on the floor, I feel like its one of the great wonders of the world right now.
And now I’m on the couch, working, trying to get my work done, and I have let one of my cats (yes I have two, I did consider calling this blog “The Crazy Single 2-Cat Lady” or some such name) out no less than 37 times in the last 2 hours. She is driving me crazy… I need a kitty door.
Or a new life. Calgon take me away (if there is anyone else out there that remembers the Calgon commercials from yester-year).